TJ Sets His Alarm for 3:47 A.M.,
Found atop TJ’s chest of drawers.
Buries It in Bottom
Of Rubbermaid Bin Stack
Meimei Won’t Stop
Singing ‘Simple Gifts‘
Papier Mache-Covered Family Room:
HGTV Would Never Believe It
Meimei Says: I Wish I Had My Real Mom
To Play With Me. My China Mom.
That Smell in TJ’s Room Is an Egg He Is Trying to Incubate;
So Much for the Chat About Fertilization
